Mr. Hunnicutt: “I have great kids.”

Friend: “Well, you are plenty biased.”

Mr. Hunnicutt: “Yes… whatever. I have great kids.”

Friend: “Normally Mr. Hunnicutt you are rather analytic and subscribe to objective verifiable date to support your truth claims.”

Mr. Hunnicutt: “Fine. Employ any objective metric you desire and measure my girls for Godliness, quality of character and delightfulness and you will find that they exceed all desired thresholds.”

Friend: “You have a shot gun… right?”